In sum: "Older men are dating younger women, so older women are forced to go gay"

Not that I have ever expected great wisdom coming out of this woman's mouth. I wonder if that means some older guy is going gay because I married a younger man...

Sucking on it

Oh, yeah, this isn't at all demeaning.

I don't think you're ready for this jelly

In fact, I don't think anyone is.

But will she have large boobies?

Can't help but feel like 12 years from now, when we hear from these girls hitting their teen years, that this will end poorly. Hell, in a few months from now when they are born it will probably start poorly.

She is surely no 5-star anything

Suddenly, I feel quite confidant that I will make an * excellent* mother. Or at least a very 'appropriate' one. And WTF is with the box of macaroni and cheese??

Little Dutch Girl

After being away, I'm back!! But still not fully up to speed. I couldn't write anything better than how TPM writes this case of the crazies:

I tend to think of making fun of Sarah Palin as pretty old hat. I mean, she
has to say something pretty silly at this point to make me take notice. But last
night she went on O'Reilly to rail on the president for not getting the oil leak
at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico stopped. And when pressed on just how he was
supposed to do that by all of people Bill O'Reilly, Palin said Obama had really
blown it by not reaching out to the Dutch since they proved themselves so good
at building dikes and sluices and dams to reclaim land from the sea. Which when
you think about it is pretty much the same thing as capping an oil gusher a mile
underwater.

Fellated has nothing to do with that fish sandwich

I do not think 'being gay' means what you think it means... and wtf is it with the the right and it's homosexual rape fantasies anyway??