Crappy Jeans part II (this time, no babies)

Don't people who design clothes go to, like, design school? Every one of these is a major fail.

Diaper jeans

At first, I was all like "WTF", but the more I think about it, the less sure I am of that. I could see these being cute with a simple white t-shirt (because that's totally a good idea with toddlers lol). Not sure if I would use them for my own future children (they are soooooo much better than some stupid Disney characters), but also not so sure they are signalling the downfall of Western society either.

In today's fug

May I present, the Half Pant. Wow, that's some serious fug.

When tinfoil just won't do...

...custom order a cell phone radiation protection cloak! And totally don't try and pass off the fake shit!

Somehow, I think PETA is gonna be pissed

I don't know, it's not like wearing an antelope head isn't going to improve the whole fanny pack look.

PS: the artiest's other work is actually very cool. Check it out.

No, a Crack Shield has nothing to do with crack but you will sure as hell look like you are on some when you wear it.

There should be limits. No, really. Limits. And the "Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield" (that gets a WTF all it's own) should be very high on said list.

I will admit to occasionally flirting with the idea of a tramp stamp, but I have never understood the ultra low cut jeans look. What do you get when you combine the concept of the two together: this abomination. If your jeans are so low you feel the need for an ass crack ‘shield’ (which, oddly enough, sort of reminds me of a bible being kept warm by your asscheeks) than your pants are too damn low!

Bring back the 70s bush!

I bet these would sell really well in Williamsberg.

This $1,625 t-shirt better be great in bed or make amazing bloody mary's

Apparently, all men ever are really high end fashion designers in their heart of hearts; I have no other possible explanation for this. But, in all seriousness, if I saw someone wearing this I would think 'time to close my eyes and pretend I am asleep'.

How much for the sausage casings that give me camel toe?

$300…$500…over $1,000?! How much would you pay for these ungodly ugly leggings? I thought not.