Golf clubs beat out actual luggage people might need

In today's award for worst excuse ever, a spokesperson from Direct Air (who? exactly) tries in vain to explain why approximately 40 bags were left behind while gold clubs went on:

"The golf bags went on first so we could make sure, because people are coming down to golf and they want to have their clubs on the course,"

Yeah...no one wanted all that other crap they packed. And for this, I am sure they all paid for the privilege of checking their luggage.

Beer ad hell

This ad is revolting. 'Why?' you may ask- is it the overt sexism? No. Maybe the stereotyping of older persons? Not at all. Perhapses because it's for such a shitty beer. Wrong again. So why am I so offended? The glorifications of hipsters. Die, hipsters! Die Die Die!!

Say it with me...

...you are NOT a fucking ninja. Lame.

Werk it grrrl!

Part of me can't help but think: 'this is all sorts of awesome'.

"I did the time and paid the tuition"

Sister, I sympathize...