Man marries cat

I can't help but feel that if it was up to my own cat, he would totally marry my fiance, but I am not sure about same sex, inter-species marriage laws.

Man Dies After Eel Is Inserted In His Rectum

I tagged this both as 'sex' and as 'crime'. Why? Because I have to admit I first thought he either did this to himself or was a willing participant. Strangely, the hyper-liner telling of this story doesn't reveal that his friend did it to him while he was passed out drunk (awful!!) until the very end, almost as an after thought. Most people won't get that far and just, as I did, assume the kink aspect of this story from the headline (I mean, come on!).

Are the snakes bigger in TX too?

If you have to carry a gun with you to protect your dog while on a jog (also, why would you go out without your security detail, Governor?), your dog is clearly one of those fancy-fied, east coast/west coast coast dogs. But in all seriousness, the reason why the good Governor Perry was packing was so much more understandable:

Perry said he will carry his .380 Ruger – loaded with hollow-point bullets – when jogging on trails because he is afraid of snakes.

Yes, snakes. Hollow-point bullets fired from a laser-sighted gun...for snakes.

If you have been following politics as of late, you may have heard that the Republicans are less than thrilled with health care (really health insurance) reform. No, really! It's been in a lot of papers! Out of the great state of Nevada, comes this charming Senate candidate who, in what can only be a revelation of sheer genius, has been arguing that we should take the initiative and try and barter with our doctors for care and treatment just like back in the olden days. You know, when people died at 35, there were no antibiotics, and the profession of doctoring had nothing to do with actually saving lives. Ah, misplaced nostalgia! And she isn't even the only one! This is a growing movement!

And this isn't even what I am on here to write about. I had to share this site, which uses humor to point out just how, well, stupid this idea is. 41 chickens for an ob/gyn visit? 4482 for bypass surgery? Yeah, this is going to work.

Sheep-pig

Not a sheep. Not a pig. Sheep-pig.

She wants to pump *clap* you up...

When I showed this to my partner, he was like 'Wha......No! That's Photoshopped." Alas, it is not. It is a 'bully whippit' named 'Windy'. In her spare time, when not racing, she likes to give purple nerpples to 3rd graders who don't give her their lunch money.