In sum: "Older men are dating younger women, so older women are forced to go gay"

Not that I have ever expected great wisdom coming out of this woman's mouth. I wonder if that means some older guy is going gay because I married a younger man...

Sucking on it

Oh, yeah, this isn't at all demeaning.

I don't think you're ready for this jelly

In fact, I don't think anyone is.

But will she have large boobies?

Can't help but feel like 12 years from now, when we hear from these girls hitting their teen years, that this will end poorly. Hell, in a few months from now when they are born it will probably start poorly.

She is surely no 5-star anything

Suddenly, I feel quite confidant that I will make an * excellent* mother. Or at least a very 'appropriate' one. And WTF is with the box of macaroni and cheese??

Little Dutch Girl

After being away, I'm back!! But still not fully up to speed. I couldn't write anything better than how TPM writes this case of the crazies:

I tend to think of making fun of Sarah Palin as pretty old hat. I mean, she
has to say something pretty silly at this point to make me take notice. But last
night she went on O'Reilly to rail on the president for not getting the oil leak
at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico stopped. And when pressed on just how he was
supposed to do that by all of people Bill O'Reilly, Palin said Obama had really
blown it by not reaching out to the Dutch since they proved themselves so good
at building dikes and sluices and dams to reclaim land from the sea. Which when
you think about it is pretty much the same thing as capping an oil gusher a mile
underwater.

Fellated has nothing to do with that fish sandwich

I do not think 'being gay' means what you think it means... and wtf is it with the the right and it's homosexual rape fantasies anyway??

Don't they all look the same anyway, right?

Filing under 'what could go wrong' regarding the new immigration policies in AZ, here's a story about a US citizen being held for three days and threaten with deportation. Sadly, this isn't even all that uncommon and, according to the report, some people have been forcibly deported despite being citizens. Birth certificate? Not good enough! Makes you wonder what the crazies would do even if they did get Obama's birth certificate. Deport him, obviously.

Now, please explain to me what it actually mean to be a citizen when being able to prove you are one isn't 'enough'; we all have to 'look' like citizens too? And WTF does that look like anyway?

Bull by the horn, indeed

O.M.G.

Crappy Jeans part II (this time, no babies)

Don't people who design clothes go to, like, design school? Every one of these is a major fail.

Plastic surgery creates freakish cat people

I have no idea why anyone would think this looks good.

Diaper jeans

At first, I was all like "WTF", but the more I think about it, the less sure I am of that. I could see these being cute with a simple white t-shirt (because that's totally a good idea with toddlers lol). Not sure if I would use them for my own future children (they are soooooo much better than some stupid Disney characters), but also not so sure they are signalling the downfall of Western society either.

Um...what's the point?

"Man dies of uterine cancer after kidney transplant"pretty much sums this little WTF up.

More reasons to hate on Arizona

Life of the mother? Whatever!

Get bent Arizona.

The devil incarnate

Yes, this man stabbed his wife 250 some-odd times in front of their 4 year old daughter. Yes, the victim's family is (apparently incorrectly) accusing him of eating her liver and drinking her blood. But, really guys, you couldn't figure out how to touch out the 'red eye' for the photo?

In today's fug

May I present, the Half Pant. Wow, that's some serious fug.

"Dick Slang"

I have come to the conclusion that men need to be chained to the radiator and only let out under the strictest of constraints...otherwise, this is how they spend their free time.

Christ on a crosswalk

So...did his parents name him "Lord Jesus Christ"or did he have his named changed? And why not go all the way? Why not 'The Lord Jesus Christ"? Is it blasphemy to angrily shout out his name? So many questions...plus side: if he did, in fact, have his name legally changed (which I suspect), at least he was able to legalize his crazy.

Man disowns son after blood transfusion

There is a delicate balance between personal free will, religious freedom, and medical necessity. This isn't it. A 5 year old has no say and relies on his parents to protect him; somehow I feel that 'spiritual protection' (as in, letting your son die because your religious beliefs don't allow blood transfusions) is not what a loving god would have in mind for their followers. When is the real issue here, anyway? I never understood the position re medical treatment vs religion: is it that the devil is directly responsible for any and all medical advancements? Why couldn't it be god? Is it that god only allows death, disease, and misery and the devil provides healing, relief and cures? Maybe we are focusing on the wrong supernatural being if that's the case.

Man marries cat

I can't help but feel that if it was up to my own cat, he would totally marry my fiance, but I am not sure about same sex, inter-species marriage laws.